The Why of Fry

Throw her in the brig. Tell her she looks thin. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.

Roswell That Ends Well

And until then, I can never die? No, just a regular mistake. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan! Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Hey, whatcha watching?

• And until then, I can never die?
• Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
• Shut up and take my money!
• Noooooo!

Mother's Day

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

Lethal Inspection

You mean while I'm sleeping in it? You don't know how to do any of those. Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. But I've never been to the moon!

1. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
2. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.
3. Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.

Time Keeps on Slippin'

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Well, then good news! It's a suppository. You're going to do his laundry? Anyone who laughs is a communist! Shut up and take my money!
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