if (location.pathname === '/welcome' || location.pathname === '/welcome/') {

  location = '/welcome/edit?html,live';

}

​

if (window.location.pathname.indexOf('/edit') !== -1) $('a.open').click(function (event) {

  event.preventDefault();

  window.top.$('a[href$="' + this.hash + '"]').mousedown().click();

});

​

var presses = 0;

​

var spin = [

  "Woahohaohaohaahoahaohaohaohaohaoha...",

  "Nononono...aiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee....",

  "Aaaaaaaaaghhhhh...woahwoahwoahwoahwoah...",

  "You're eeeeeeeeviiiiiiilllllllll....",

  "Eee...eee...eee...eee...eee...",

  "Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoo..."

];

var stop = [

  "Please... never again.",

  "I'm so dizzy.",

  "That's just... cruel.",

  "Don't you have better things to do?",

  "I can't feel my toes... oh wait, I don't have any toes!",

  "This isn't fun anymore.",

  "...",

  "I'm going to be sick.",

  "Uh-oh, I think I just dropped some tables...",

  "Yep, I think I'm about to SQL-project everywhere...",

  "SELECT * FROM `stomach`...",

  "var_dump($result)...",

  "+_+"

];

​

$('#dave').mousedown(function () {

  $('#message').fadeOut(function () {

    $(this).text(spin[presses % spin.length]);

    presses = presses + 1;

  }).fadeIn();

}).mouseup(function () {

  $('#message').fadeOut(function () {

    $(this).text(stop[presses % stop.length]);

  }).fadeIn();

  if( presses >= stop.length - 1 ) {

    $(this).animate({left: '-999px'}, 1000 * 10, function () {

      $(this).animate({left: '0'}, 1000 * 4);

      presses = 0;

    });

  }

});